I am not Jasmine, I'm Aladdin
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Veils, go big or go home.
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PlayElvis Presley - Somebody Bigger Than You And I
Recorded at RCA Studio B, Nashville, May 27, 1966.
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Nuclear Fallout Drink Recipe
- 1/3 shot Amaretto
- 1/3 shot Irish Cream (Bailey’s)
- 1/3 shot Jägermeister
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Izabel
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“Too much? Not enough? http://www.hatsbymimi.com #COYI”
Haha, you goof <3
Stop being so ridiculously attractive.
This is one of those posts that made me stop what I was doing and take a step back to re-evaluate my life
I FUCKING THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME.
Like any anniversary you celebrate is basically you celebrating being in the exact same location in space as before. WTF MAN.
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Counting down the minutes until “I’m a grown ass woman” becomes the new “Ain’t nobody got time for that”
as always, wonderfully relevant
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
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